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Some spam I received this morning that hits you right in the wallet

Dear James,

Slow Me Down Lord!

One of the prayers My Mother gave me and have pinned to my computer. Thought I would share for those out there that have too much going on in their life!

Slow me down lord,
I’m going to fast
I can’t tell a friend
When he’s going past
I can’t tell a blessing
When it’s coming my way
Slow me down lord
For another day.

Annette Smedley

Annette Smedley has been practicing law for six years and has thousands of court appearances behind her belt. She interned at the U.S. Attorney’s office and Muskegon County prosecutor’s office. Annette practices in over five Michigan counties and graduated from Cooley Law School in Lansing.

Oil Absorbents

I received this email which I thought was odd as I don’t need oil absorbents, but thought the concept was pretty cool!

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Hi Folks!

My name is [snip], and I live in Groton, VT.  I am proud to be associated with M.O.P. Environmental Solutions, a manufacturing company located in Bath, NH. We make an exciting new patented product called M.O.P., which stands for Maximum Oil Pick-up.

Chitika Premium

Chitika has been aggressively pushing their ad service and in my case obtained my contact information from a whois and used that to solicit my services. I decided to give Chitika Premium a try hoping that the results were as they suggested. I had tried Chitika standard and the performance was horrible on a number of my sites.

Lively

You’ve probably heard that money doesn’t grow on trees, and it’s true, but what most don’t know is that it grows on air. Google has this down to a science and has proven it with Adsense. For those of you that don’t know adsense, Google’s adsense program connects companies looking to advertise with websites that are looking to sell advertising space. An advertiser might pay $5 for a click on the ad, Google keeps $4.50 and pays the website owner .50 cents. Google’s adsense program just made $4.50 out of thin air.

Pattern Update

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Pattern Update: 7/7/08